You Have to Laugh … or You’d Cry

The hashtag #ChristianMingleUsernames took off as one of Twitter’s biggest tends. Some of the tweets were hilarious and very rude.

Here are the best.

LovetheCongregation

ToNoahMeistoLoveMe

Praisethelordnpassthelube

PriestKnowsBest

HeadingtoConcession

Youaintgettingnun

FontofAllHappiness

FunonSaturdayChurchonSunday

OkayifitsGodswill

LoveJesus&everyone

MarriedToJesusButAvailable

GiveMePsalmOfThat

TheBurningBush

AlwaysOnMyKnees

SavingitforJesus

BreakinBreadnGivinHead

CastTheFirstBone

JesusInTheStreet_SatanInTheSheets

JehovahThickness

Yourprayersranswered

twerk4jesus

KneelDownPraisetLord

lurk_lurk_lurk_swim4jesus

NotSoVirgin_Mary

i_will_bow_at_your_feet

Hot N Holy

BeYeFruitful_ReadyToMultiply

LetUsTwership

TheThirst_Israel

Jehovah’sWetness

WaitingtheSecondComing

BackThatPraiseUp

jesuswudwant

 

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